I THINK I'M IN LOVE Lyrics

We met through a friend of a friend

She stole my milk for her White Russian fore I'd even kenned

I was living down in old Mile End

Besotted to the point I couldn't even pretend

I wasn't into her

Clad in some glamorous fox fur

And as the night began to blur

I slurred my way to her phone number

And she arranged a restaurant

I thought that I could hear some violins

We took walks through pristine parks

It was summer and it never felt like getting dark

Strawberries and cream with a silver spoon

Eyes under candlelight and bathed in the blue of the moon

Oh I was into her

Yes I was utterly immersed

And as the leaves fell to their hearse

It took a turn, took a turn for the worse

She said she didn't like Orwell

It was her ideological hell

Oh she much preferred Enoch Powell

Said she'd read about him in the daily mail

My face fell

'Cos I think I'm in love, in love with a Tory

Lock me up in purgatory

I think I'm in love, in love with a Tory

I guess this world just isn't for me oh

So tell me what's a man meant to do

I fell head over heels too soon

And in her place she makes love to me

But on her shelf is David Cameron's autobiography

I think I'm in love, in love with a Tory

Lock me up in purgatory

I think I'm in love, in love with a Tory

I guess this world just isn't for me, no

'Cos i'm in love with a Tory

'Cos I'm in love with a Tory

'Cos I'm in love with a Tory

'Cos I'm in love with a Tory