Statistically Speaking Lyrics

Statistically speaking there is always someone else

In the rest of the world who'd do fine for me as well

But that kind of thinking leads me only to pretend

That life is one sick joke just a means to an end

Out of all compatible you're the one that I found first

So do I take the universe at its word

Is it even up to us, is God putting us on

Will predeterminism lay its fat fist down

I wanna strangle who said that

And hope he drowns his ideas in the bath

Noncommittal shots of pain terrorized my brain

Now we're sailing across an empty sea, baby it's just you and me

I've built an app for us, so when sea levels rise

We'll never miss another doomsday sunrise

When you're magically making your way across the room

With a big glass of whisky and Chanel perfume

I wanna capture everything

Every tear and every wet dream

Noncommittal shots of pain terrorized my brain

Now we're sailing across an empty sea, baby it's just you and me